Playaz Cookbook
With apologies to world renown and faithful reader, Washington D.C.'s
Chef, the Playaz present to you Bon's famous 'Anti-freeze Sandwiches' for geese:
Ingredients (serves 5-10 geese):
5 slices of white bread
1 gallon of Texaco brand anti-freeze
Ziploc baggie
Steps:
- Take slices of white bread, tear apart and roll into quarter-size balls.
- Drop bread balls into Ziploc baggie.
- At this point, pour in your Texaco anti-freeze, as much or as little as you like. Bon prefers to pour a liberal amount to be sure the balls are tasty when ingested by geese.
- Marinate bread balls in anti-freeze until fully absorbed into the bread.
- You are now ready to serve.
Place the anti-freeze soaked bread balls with a garnish of your choice at the lakeside bank of your choosing, then "bon" appetit! After the geese that are ruining your property have devoured these delectable delights, they will die within a few days.
Well, there you have it. I'm sure your geese will enjoy these treats, and Bon promises you will never be bothered by them again.
posted by Phil at 10:40 PM
10 Comments:
HAHAHAH! Does it work on neighbors' pets? How about neighbors?
Indeed it does! And hard to detect.
Geese are a menace on the golf course. These tasty treats resemble golf balls. Maybe we can chip these out to the geese that congregate around the greens? Ingenious...
Ew!! Then you are stuck with dead geese all over the place -- and not EDIBLE dead geese, either.
BTW, I am sure The Chef will love the recipe.
Candadian geese have become a problem that plagues the Washington area, Phil. In the past, they had a long established migratory pattern taking them further south for the winter. Somewhere in the past 15 years or so, they decided Washington was "do-able" during the winter months, and so here they reside.
I can remember as a child driving over to Maryland's Eastern Shore and visiting the Blackwater Wildlife Refuge to witness the landing of the geese from the north, including snow geese (white)as Cambridge, Maryland was one of their stopover points in their journey.
http://www.fws.gov/blackwater/
Now you see the geese everywhere. They particularly like golf courses, cemeteries, and parks: anywhere there is a large, green expansive grazing area. It's been an interesting change in their evolutionary pattern...much to the detriment of golfers. I'm waiting for the day I start seeing them at Starbuck's ordering a soy latte...and it won't be "to go."
They are a plague here, too, Cube, although I derive a great deal of amusement from Bon's ongoing battle to end the lives of these geese for doing such things as "eating" and "swimming", and of course, "going to the bathroom". How dare they!
Do you get relief if your ball rests on a goose body? It's hard to tell if that's a natural hazard or a man made one...maybe a club length or something...
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