Lance Armstrong & Sheryl Crow announce engagement, future divorce
Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong and musician Sheryl Crow announced the joyous news of their engagement to be married in an interview on ABC's 20/20, and introduced their divorce lawyer Wayne, for their inevitable separation in 12-18 months.
Armstrong spoke admiringly of his fiancee to 20/20's Elizabeth Vargas, stating that he intends to work on his marriage to Crow just as hard as he did training for the Tour de France. Then, he says, he will simply quit after he's had enough.
Crow agreed, stating that she knew from the first moment she met Lance that they would be divorced someday. That prompted her to summon Playaz legal counselor Wayne to handle their future split.
Wayne was on hand for the interview and was impressed with Armstrong and Crow's love for each other, as well as their sensibility that it could never last. Wayne was quoted as saying it would be an amicable split, and cited irreconcilable differences as the reason these two celebrity love-birds would soon fall out of love.
posted by Phil at 6:00 PM
15 Comments:
Those two celebs made a fantastic choice in advisers when they selected Wayne!!
Ask Wayne, with his persuasive powers, if he can't get the couple to agree to a marriage/divorce package deal. They marry and divorce on the same day. In the long run it would be more expedient, save money, and perhaps set a legal precedent with a new law carrying the Playaz name. The Playaz Prenuptial Divorce?
I like the idea in theory but that would severely cut down on my legal fees, which is not acceptable to the Playaz, who receive a cut.
Wayne is correct. We are not about saving people money.
In fact, we are sending you an invoice for giving you advice that this is not a good idea. Make your check payable to Playaz, Inc.
There is much more money to be made in a divorce settlement than the negotiation and execution of a prenuptual agreement. What a shame.
After they split up, Wayne, can you give me Cheryl's number?
Sorry. Attorney client privilege. For a fee, however, I could direct you to Playaz Matchmaking Service, where I will also direct Ms. Crow after her divorce. Perhaps you two will be a match.
Was Wayne also present at the marriage of Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwegger? Perhaps it was his idea to have the marriage annulled 3 months into it for "fraud."
No way. Chesney is not old school country (the only kind the Playaz will tolerate), and certainly not worthy of Playaz' attention.
Correct as usual Wayne. The Playaz have no time for the country performers of today. Now if Johnny Cash had needed Playa assistance on any matters, then we would have dropped whatever we were doing and helped him out.
I am sad to hear that Lance Lance Romance and Ms. Crow won't make it. I hope they have a kid before they split up, though. That could be one hot child.
In fact, I believe we talked June Carter into giving Johnny just one more chance.
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